Sunday, July 12, 2009
Good Idea, BAD IDEA
These are actual occurrences; nothing has been made up. I swear.
BAD IDEA: Eating a lacquer bracelet.
GOOD IDEA: Sharing spit-covered lacquer bracelet with your Auntie.
BAD IDEA: Contacting your professor on her personal blog account.
GOOD IDEA: Passing the damn final exam, so that you don't have to!
BAD IDEA: Parading around nude on the back deck.
GOOD IDEA: Spying on neighbors who are parading around naked in their yard.
BAD IDEA: Calling a saloon a "salon" to a local in Coulterville.
GOOD IDEA: Leaving said saloon quickly after you've made said linguistic error.
BAD IDEA: Writing about your entire life online.
GOOD IDEA: Keeping some things private.
BAD IDEA: Chasing elephant seals during mating season.
GOOD IDEA: Chasing life partner during mating season.
BAD IDEA: Exploring condemned buildings alone.
GOOD IDEA: Not exploring condemned buildings.
BAD IDEA: Asking your readers to add to this list.
GOOD IDEA: Asking your readers to add to this list?