Yes, I always knew it: I am a better husband than I am wife. Well, cool. Ty is a great wife, and I do appreciate the fact that he presses my suits and doesn't feel any jealousy towards my shapely stenographer.
Ahahahahaha! I assume you saw my scores? My husband is also an excellent wife, what with his cooking and errand running and waking me up in the morning with a steaming cup of coffee prepared EXACTLY the way I like it. I try to express by gratitude by supressing the urge to scratch my balls when we're in public.
Ah yes, the sacrifices husbands must make these days--we are truly blessed with great wives. Except . . . my wife ran off today to play with model boats. Just doesn't seem very feminine, does it?
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Ahahahahaha! I assume you saw my scores? My husband is also an excellent wife, what with his cooking and errand running and waking me up in the morning with a steaming cup of coffee prepared EXACTLY the way I like it. I try to express by gratitude by supressing the urge to scratch my balls when we're in public.
Ah yes, the sacrifices husbands must make these days--we are truly blessed with great wives. Except . . . my wife ran off today to play with model boats. Just doesn't seem very feminine, does it?
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